night from hell
I took some hardcore decongestants before I went to bed (like the kind that I had to fork over my ID to be scanned and sign paperwork to get at the pharmacy) that said on the box “don’t take it before bed idjit” but I was desperate.
Now part of me is all jacked up like “hell yeah shit yeah LETS DO THIS”
And the other part of me is softly weeping like “nooo go to sleeeeep”
And my dog is like “LOL remember how I wouldn’t go outside to pee before bed, well now I have to. but there’s also a good chance I just want to dick around and then make you chase me when I come back in because I don’t want to go back in my crate.”
And I keep having these weird micro dreams.